Bob the Muse: *pokes* Hey.
Me: .....
Bob the Muse: *POKES* HEY.
Me: .... Go away. I hatechu.
Bob the Muse: *smacks* Get up, you lazy tart!
Me: *rolls over. looks at clock. groans* Are you out of your damn mind? It's five am.
Bob the Muse: Greatness does not recognize time of day.
Me: Yeah, well writers do. Go away.
Bob the Muse: *
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